Nov. 13, 2005
Me - I have been to shit-kicker heaven. (I just wish I had some spurs)
Me - Fred's Dance Barn has killed my inner soul.
Me - I will pay this band to not play any more Skynyrd.
(Drunk) Meyerhoffer - Take a right.
Me - I don't think this is the right way. And I think that this is how Deliverance started.
Meyerhoffer - Night of the Living Dead.
Me - They're coming to get you, Meyerhoffer.
Me - We're going to end up in Tiajuana.
Meyerhoffer - That's okay, I got my check card.
Me - Okay, we're driving through a trailer park. You think they'd find us if we called them and told them we were driving through a trailer park?
Meyerhoffer - Dude, dead end...Hey, the Church of God. I want to piss on the Church of God.
Me - Want me to pull over?
Me - Oh, oh, yeah, gas stations. Lookit that. Who da man? Neither one of us, but who da man?
Meyerhoffer - Yeah, we had to stop a fight between a pregnant deer and a sasquatch. We stopped that fight good.
About Me
- ~P!
- Well,I have to start with literature, obviously. I enjoy studying the macabre, the subversive, and the awesome. I've been rapidly getting into literary critical theory, but don't worry, I'm not a philosofucker. Yet. In terms of theory, I tend to focus on identity and power politics (Foucault for hegemony and Butler for gender) and Derrida's de-construction. I'm also a huge fan of film, with interests ranging from horror movies to animation (Looney Tunes!) to action films to the films of Akira Kurosawa, Guillermo Del Toro, and Jean Renoir. I'm full of useless knowledge about pop culture, I love tattoos, I get a kick out of history, and I'm brave enough to admit I have man-crush on Kurt Russel. I wouldn't have sex with Kurt Russel, but if my (hypothetical) girlfriend had sex with him, I'd be like "Details!" I stole that line from a stand-up comedian because I watch insane amounts of stand-up. And pro-wrestling. And the Food Network.
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