Old School - My Impression of a DBZ Episode

Nov -2005

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I am indestructible. I will get my ass whipped and then come back and whip your ass!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
I am total evil! I can blow up a planet with one shot from my pinky but I will now battle you with martial arts prowess so you have a shot at winning!

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
PICALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I was once total evil, but now I fight on the side of good! Don't fuck with me though cause I'll still mess you up! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

KAMEHAMEHA! (X32)

AH, A GIANT MONKEY!

I too was once evil, but will fight along side the man I hate so I can sell merchandise! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

My hair will now turn gold and I will be a total badass! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh yeah? My hair will turn even golder and electricity shall shoot out of my ass, I will be even more badass. AHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh, oh, yeah? My hair will grow down to my ass, turn even more golder, and I will be so powerful I can destroy entire dimensions. UHHHHHHHHHH!

Fuck that, I will turn into a GIANT GOLDEN MONKEY (of doom), and turn back into myself, only covered with red fur and have a tail. UHHHHHHHH, CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

Dude, I can't top that. Unless, of course, we combine into one awesomely supreme being. Even though I hate you and wish you dead. GRRRRRRR.

~Rinse, repeat for about 300 episodes.