Okay, to handle armadillos and possible leperous methheads, I will need the following ~
1. A bottle of Jack Daniels.
2. Duct Tape.
3. A blow torch.
4. A Celine Dione CD to drive the critters out.
5. A Black Sabbath CD to listen to while Celine is playing.
6. Barbwire.
7. A cricket bat.
8. More Jack Daniels.
9. A push lawn mower equipped with a rope so I can strap it to my chest. Trust me, this is the most effective way to kill zombies.
10. Hookers. I don't work for nothing, after all.
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