1. Never, *ever* wear white to a shootout...unless you're in a John Woo film. You'll still get shot, but you'll look all badass with the blood stained wounds as you take down the enemy.
2. Never, *ever* drop your gun in a shootout...unless you're in a John Woo film. You will eventually find a hand-cannon to take care of the enemy.
3. Never, *ever* aim if you're firing an Uzi in a shootout...especially if you're in a John Woo film. You can just Spray 'n' Pray as every burst from your gun takes down 40 of the enemy.
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